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NOTICE FROM THE MINISTRY OF CELEBRATIONS:
Comrade! You’re Invited to My Birthday Party!
*Note: Attendance is mandatory. Failure to appear is not a big deal, it will just be noted in your permanent record and may affect your social credit score.
Join the collective celebration of my glorious birth!
DATE:
Saturday, December 6th, 2025
STARTS:
7pm
LOCATION:
The Jeffrey Craft Beer & Bites
311 E 60th St, New York, NY 10022
Note: Cake will be distributed equally “to each according to his needs.”
🎂
Note: Cake will be distributed equally “to each according to his needs.” 🎂